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Friday 7 April, 2017
Trump and his team consider how to overcome the avalanche of opposition from judges, Republicans, terrorists, Democrats and just about everyone else really.
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Trump and his team consider how to overcome the avalanche of opposition from judges, Republicans, terrorists, Democrats and just about everyone else really.

 “If America was a business” declared Trump to his inner circle “by now I’d have it running as smoothly as my hotel and casino operations”

“And everyone would be a winner” declared Reince

“But here I am” continued Trump “the only hope this country will ever have of becoming great again being frustrated by a combination of judges and traitorous tealeaves in the Republican Party”

“You should threaten to sign an executive order” advised Steve “authorising their confinement at Gitmo”

“They’re nothing but a pack of disloyal dogs” pronounced Trump

“Woof woof” agreed Mad Dog

“The fact is that America is being flooded with Muslim terrorists” asserted Trump “and we’re lumbered with a healthcare program that’s great for people who get it free but a disaster for people who have to pay for it and it’s all the work of that criminal Obama”

“Obama’s not a criminal Dad” opined Ivanka “he’s a politician”

“How much do I pay you to advise me?” asked Trump

“Nothing” replied Ivanka

“That’s ok then” commented Trump “because that’s exactly what it’s worth”

“I suggest Mr President” piped up Reince “that we immediately proceed to fixing corporate taxes and building the wall”

“Oh that reminds me” said Trump “we’re having problems with our plans for the wall in one sector because it’s the natural habitat of wild dogs. So Mad Dog I’m sending you down to negotiate with them because you’re the only one who stands a dog’s chance of sorting it all out”

“Woof” responded Mad Dog

“If it’s not judges and Republicans frustrating me” raged Trump “it’s dropkick bloody dogs. At least the pipeline is going ahead and the coal industry is back building its reputation as an inconvenient truth and helping create the carbon emissions that will put the country back in the black”

“Come to think of it” declared Reince “as climate changes go you’re making a much bigger impact on the world than that other one”

“That’s absolutely correct” confirmed Ivanka “you’re causing temperatures torise much more quickly so the world will probably have to switch to having summits about you”

“On the other hand” explained Trump “ice wouldn’t melt in my mouth”

 

 

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