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Carbon Emissions on Friday 10th October 2014

Carbon Emissions on Friday 10th October 2014

Friday 10 October, 2014
They can’t ban the niqab from Parliament House because they’d have to ban the faceless men as well.
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Carbon Emissions from FridayMash

Face Value

They can’t ban the niqab from Parliament House because they’d have to ban the faceless men as well.

The Ultimate Solution

The Greens believe wars don’t solve anything. Well in Hitler’s case there was one which proved much more successful than the negotiations with Chamberlain.

They’re Not Apples

We no longer get the politicians we deserve, rather we get the ones they deserve in Tasmania.

Higher Carbon Cabinet

Julia has revealed that Bob Brown wanted a place in her cabinet. What a frightening thought. He could have been an even bigger nuisance than Kevin.

Similar Aim

Families of Australians fighting with ISIL will hope the RAAF misses them as much as they do.

Not Enough Left for Right

Obviously the ABC doesn’t get sufficient funding to broadcast right-wing opinions as well.

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These are the only carbon emissions created in Australia that are actually worth $24 a tonne.

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