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Carbon Emissions on Friday 17th October 2014

Carbon Emissions on Friday 17th October 2014

Friday 17 October, 2014
Joe claims that passing his budget is a major key to winning the War on Terror. Hopefully that’s confused ISIL as much as Bill Shorten.
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Carbon Emissions from FridayMash

Questions about Question Time

A marked drop in respect for federal parliament showed up in a recent poll. It was unclear whether it was conducted amongst federal politicians.

Non-Renewable Promise

By taking a carbon pricing policy into the next election Bill Shorten is in effect promising there will be no carbon price under the government he won’t be leading.

Not Young Forever

Only now is the real worth of Operation Sovereign Borders becoming apparent. For example it has prevented people coming to Australia who could have become the next Sarah Hanson Young.

Large Opinion of Body

Tony has refused to call a Royal Commission into why so many people criticised Julia’s hair, voice, clothes and bottom because it would take 10 years to question them all.

Bombing Budget

Joe claims that passing his budget is a major key to winning the War on Terror. Hopefully that’s confused ISIL as much as Bill Shorten.

Heard in Canberra

‘All this haggling over the budget has let Abbott a bit flat-footed’
‘I’ve been wondering why he walks like that’

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These are the only carbon emissions created in Australia that are actually worth $24 a tonne.

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