Carbon Emissions on Friday 19th December 2014
Getting Their End Away
Since there’s been no global warming for 17 years it’s time the Greens advised whether this has caused them to delay their timeline for end of the world.
Gambling with Your Health
No-one would complain about having to co-pay for a scratchie each time they visit a doctor and winning would be the best medicine.
Emphasis on the Present
If Joe was really serious about helping the public save a potful of money he’d switch Boxing Day Sales to pre-Christmas.
Cooling System Failure
It’s unfair to lump Tony with another major crisis when he still hasn’t found MH370.
Avoiding the Sack
Father Christmas has once again reminded his more passionate followers that he only gives presents out of the sack not in it.