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Carbon Emissions on Friday 28th November 2014

Carbon Emissions on Friday 28th November 2014

Friday 28 November, 2014
There’s got to be a cheaper way of trashing Tony than the ABC. Clive's doing his part by cutting short interviews to cut costs.
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Carbon Emissions from FridayMash

Cutting Remark

Clive is helping the ABC understand how they can save money by cutting short interviews.

Trash Talk is Cheap

There’s got to be a cheaper way of trashing Tony than the ABC.

Substitute for Shirt-Fronting

Tony should make a speech in the US criticising Obama for agreeing that China shouldn’t do a damn thing about carbon emissions until 2031.

Please Don’t Explain

Security chiefs believe that if Jacqui gets together politically with Pauline Hanson the Security Council should take urgent action to stop them spreading.

Beyond Belief

Kevin is claiming some credit for achieving the FTA with China. That’s like Wayne claiming credit for the next budget surplus.

Inspiration For Expiration

Jacqui Lambie will remain a constant inspiration to her parliamentary colleagues to do something about the way Senate elections are conducted.

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These are the only carbon emissions created in Australia that are actually worth $24 a tonne.

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