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Carbon Emissions on Friday 6th February 2015

Carbon Emissions on Friday 6th February 2015

Friday 6 February, 2015
The Gay Community are hopeful that Tony will provide a grand climax to the Mardi Gras by gonging one of their Queens as a Dame.
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Carbon Emissions from FridayMash

It’s Just a Delusion

Jacqui says she would prefer either Malcolm or Julie as PM rather than Tony. The fact she would prefer herself to any of them is a real worry.

Don’t Call the Cops

There’s a distinct impression that something’s been bugging Nick Kaldas.

Sequel to a Terrific Knight

The Gay Community are hopeful that Tony will provide a grand climax to the Mardi Gras by gonging one of their Queens as a Dame.

No Signs of a Face-Off

There’s no indication yet that the faceless men are in training camp preparing for a mercenary mission for the Coalition.

Shirt-splitting and Fronting

Hopefully the Coalition spin doctors understand that a switch to the Real Tony would constitute an Incredible Hulk strategy.

An ill Wind

Bill Shorten is a huffer and puffer who obviously lacks the renewable wind power to blow Tony’s house down.

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