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Carbon Emissions on Friday 15th May 2015

Carbon Emissions on Friday 15th May 2015

Friday 15 May, 2015
Even getting a Bill is preferable to Tony - Possibly the only person in Australia over whom anyone could possibly prefer Bill Shorten as PM is Tony Abbott
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Carbon Emissions from FridayMash

Lacking a laxative

Passing a budget through the Senate is about as easy as passing an asylum seeker boat through Operation Sovereign Borders.

Even getting a Bill is preferable to Tony

Possibly the only person in Australia over whom anyone could possibly prefer Bill Shorten as prime minister is Tony.

Hearsay cliché

An unfortunate outcome of the UK election will be a host of desperate politicians reminding us repeatedly that ‘the only poll that counts is the one on election day’.

Toxic emissions reduction

The Greens should be recognised for their contribution to reducing toxicity in the political environment by not electing Sarah Hanson Young as their new leader.

Benefits of a democracy

The resignation of three party leaders after the UK election represented an encouraging result for most voters who were aiming to get rid of all five.

Tony Tradition

The departure of Christine Milne has placed added responsibility on Jacqui Lambie and Sarah Hanson Young to sustain world best practice in Tony trashing.

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These are the only carbon emissions created in Australia that are actually worth $24 a tonne.

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