Carbon Emissions on Friday 21st August 2015
Commentators are beginning to question whether the Ashes team failed because it contained too many captain’s picks by Tony.
Playing it cool
Tony deserves a lot of credit for not being tempted to follow China’s lead of a 50% increase in carbon emissions by 2030.
In a manner of Speaking
Tony Smith has more of a Christopher Robin style as Speaker which contrasts sharply with Bronnie who held everyone in suspense as the Wicked Witch.
Raising the ABC threat level
SBS has been planning a show around Zaky Mallah who threatened to shoot ASIO officers. Anyone who threatened Tony would be offered a series on the ABC.
If only Bronnie had taken a husband and kids on the helicopter flight she’d have got away with it like all the rest of them.