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Carbon Emissions on Friday 5th June 2015

Carbon Emissions on Friday 5th June 2015

Friday 5 June, 2015
Sepp Blatter and George Pell obviously employ the same management model when it comes to knowing what’s going on in their own organisations
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Religious belief in money

If Blatter survives as FIFA President expect George Pell to make the winning bid for the 2026 World Cup to be played in the Vatican.

Alien concept

The concept of a political State of Origin showdown had to be shelved when it was found that most politicians come from a different planet.

Need Not to know

Sepp Blatter and George Pell obviously employ the same management model when it comes to knowing what’s going on in their own organisations.

Teacher training

If advice to young people from returning terrorists is all that important it’s time the government started funding more study tours to Syria.

Charity begins at home

There is minimal chance of a terrorist attack at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar because all the terrorists will have tickets for the matches.

A world away

Who on earth at the FIFA thought that $40 odd million was enough to secure the World Cup? That’s not enough to spread around FIFA HQ let alone Africa and South America.

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These are the only carbon emissions created in Australia that are actually worth $24 a tonne.

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