The Weak in Politics

The Weak In Politics
Heard in Congress
“How did the Israelis react to Trump’s visit?”
“I hear the Wailing Wall was completely booked out”
Surplus to requirements
Plans for nationwide events to celebrate the budget surplus planned for 2021 have been put on hold pending investigations into whether it will be big enough to pay for them.
Heard in church
“What did Trump discuss with the Pope?”
“He agreed not to restrict catholic immigration from Sudan, Libya, Iraq, Iran, Yemen and Syria”
Coming up Shorten
Malcolm was thrilled with the latest Newspoll standings which showed the budget was a lot more popular than Bill Shorten.
Financially enabled
It will be interesting to see how long it takes Clive to claim benefits from the NDIS.
The fruits of their Labor
Bill Shorten claims that the Labor Party he inherited from Kevin was in utter chaos. It will be interesting to see how big a mess it’s in when his successor inherits it from the CFMEU.
Going down
Malcolm got a lift from the budget and it’s already reached the sixth flaw.