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The Weak In Politics on Friday 10th July 2015

The Weak In Politics on Friday 10th July 2015

Friday 10 July, 2015
This was the week when Greece opted for a referendum on whether to bailout or bale out.
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What should Tony do about the ABC - You Decide

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

‘Do you think there’s any chance Tony will ever go on Q&A again?’

‘Not until Rupert’s taken over the ABC’

Heard down the corridors at the ABC

‘How on earth did Zaky Mallah get on Q&A?’

‘I hear he came for a gang-bang but went to the wrong studio’

I want to be absolutely clear about this

Alexis Tsipras seems to have promised the Greeks they’ll no longer have to rely on bailouts because he’s thrown the dice and he’ll produce a ‘get out of jail free’ card. The question is does he realise that the inevitable outcome of this strategy will be monopoly money?

Heard down the Channel 9 corridors of power

‘What are the chances of the ABC acquiring a right-wing bias?’

‘About the same as acquiring a loan from a Greek bank’

Heard down the corridors at Labor Party HQ

‘What will be the key factor for Peter Dutton in determining whether a returning terrorist should lose his Aussie citizenship?’

‘What he says on Q&A

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

‘How can you tell if Bill Shorten’s telling the truth?’

‘A member of the Royal Commission asked me that only last week’

Heard down News Ltd corridors

‘Is there anything coming up that could raise the Coalition’s standing in the polls?’

‘Yes the Labor Party Conference’


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