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The Weak In Politics on Friday 16th October 2015

The Weak In Politics on Friday 16th October 2015

Friday 16 October, 2015
This was the week when Team Australia was suspended indefinitely because although it was geographically accurate it wasn’t politically correct.
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Should there be an annual Thanksgiving Day in memory of Tony - You Decide

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“Should we change the rules to prevent loony independents getting in the Senate?”

“We should change them instead to ban all politicians from Tasmania”

Heard down the NSW corridors of power

“What’s your reaction to the new dimension in traffic chaos in Sydney’s CBD?”

“It’s a cunning plan by Clover Moore to finally force people to use her cycle lanes”

I want to be absolutely clear about this

If the Japanese, the Swedes or the Germans built submarines in Adelaide would South Australia still be able to keep its head above water?

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“How do you think Malcolm can distinguish between Muslims and terrorists?”

“Perhaps he could arrange for them to go to different mosques”

Heard at the Australian Business Council

“Why do you think the unions are so opposed to these new disruptive businesses?”

“Because they want to retain a monopoly on business disruption”

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“What’s Peta Credlin’s next move?”

“She should become Head of Immigration because it would then become as difficult to get into the country as it was to get into Tony’s office

Heard at Liberal Party HQ

“I see Malcolm’s allowing his ministers to run their own portfolios”

“Well someone’s got to take over Peta’s responsibilities

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