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The Weak In Politics on Friday 23rd September 2016

The Weak In Politics on Friday 23rd September 2016

Friday 23 September, 2016
Heard in a Catholic church “If I voted for gay marriage would I be forgiven?” “Yes so long as you didn’t marry another priest” Heard in the PM’s office “Did you see those reports about David Cameron retiring from politics?” “Yes I sent them on to Tony” Heard in the Labor caucus “Have you ever […]
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Heard in a Catholic church
“If I voted for gay marriage would I be forgiven?”

“Yes so long as you didn’t marry another priest”

Heard in the PM’s office
“Did you see those reports about David Cameron retiring from politics?”

“Yes I sent them on to Tony”

Heard in the Labor caucus
“Have you ever been offered anything by the Chinese?”

“They once offered me a fee to stop Sam pestering them for money”

Heard in the Coalition caucus
“Do you think Malcolm’s made a difference as PM?”

“Oh certainly, he’s nothing like Tony”

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power
“Why did the Greens walk out during Pauline’s speech?”

“I believe they were suffering from a diarrhea epidemic”

Heard at Labor Party HQ
“Why is Bill so keen on a gay marriage vote in parliament?”

“It would be the first time the ACTU has allowed him to vote with his conscience”

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