The Weak in Politics
The Weak in Politics on Friday 26th February 2016
Heard at Liberal Party HQ
“It seems like Malcolm’s honeymoon is finally over”
“Now he can concentrate on divorcing Bronnie”
Heard in Tony’s office
“I was disappointed not to get a gig in Malcolm’s shuffle”
“Look at it this way, you’re lucky he didn’t wreak his revenge by putting you in charge of the NBN”
Heard in the Canberra Press Gallery
“Are you expecting any new economic policies from Malcolm this week?”
“No chance, Tony’s policies won’t reach their use-by date until the budget”
Heard in a Canberra restaurant
“Sarah Hanson Young seems to have gone quiet recently”
“I think that’s because she’s realised that if she applies her normal mode of address to anyone besides Tony she’d be charged under Section 18C”
Heard at a Liberal ladies lunch
“I hear you’ve been going through a rough period recently”
“That’s true I even sent Barnaby a Valentine Card”
Heard in the Coalition caucus
“How do you rate Bill’s plan for negative gearing?”
“A non-starter somewhere between reverse and neutral”
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