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The Weak in Politics on Friday 29th January 2016

The Weak in Politics on Friday 29th January 2016

Friday 29 January, 2016
This was the week when global warming caused Clive to have a meltdown.
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Heard at Liberal Party HQ

“Do you think that Philip Ruddock will stand at the next election?”

“Certainly but after the scrap he’ll have to remain a candidate he’ll probably need crutches”

Heard in the Press Gallery

“What did you find out about the White House china during Malcolm’s visit?”

“It’s being sued by Clive”

I want to be absolutely clear about this

If Kevin becomes UN Secretary General will he propose that as part of a concerted campaign against global warming cricket authorities worldwide should adopt pink bats?

Heard at Labor Party HQ

“How do you account for the fact that Malcolm is still so damned popular?”

“He wasn’t a Captain’s Pick”

Heard in a Canberra restaurant

“What will be the main impact in Australia of China’s worsening economy?”

“Clive will have to look elsewhere to unload Queensland Nickel”

Heard at the Royal Commission into Child Abuse

“How do you think we can persuade George Pell to come back and testify again?”

“I suppose we could try the power of prayer”

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