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The Weak In Politics on Friday 4th March 2015

The Weak In Politics on Friday 4th March 2015

Friday 4 March, 2016
This was the week when it became clear that the Budget might come along way too early to include Malcolm’s taxation reforms.
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Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“Do you think George Pell will ever be well enough to travel to Australia?”

“Only if he’s made Australian of the Year”

Heard in the Liberal Party caucus

“What do you think would be the main outcome of Malcolm’s new electoral proposals for the Senate?”

Pauline Hanson’s future would more likely be in fish and chips than politics”

Heard in the Parliament House bar

“Do you think Tony will be an ongoing nuisance for Malcolm from the backbench?”

“Oh no, he makes all his pain-in-the-arse speeches abroad”

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“Do you think the Brick With Eyes will stay in the Senate if the new voting arrangements get passed?”

“I doubt it, Trump has offered him a prime position in a development along the Southern Border with Mexico”

Heard in the Labor Party caucus

“Why do you think Bill needs to change his strategy for landing the top job?”

“Well stabbing Malcolm wouldn’t work”

Heard in a pub on Sydney’s Northern Beaches

“There’s a whole pack of men chasing Bronnie’s seat”

“The winner will hold it with a large majority”

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This is the column with insights that all the other publications seem unable to cope with. That’s arguably because they take politics far too seriously.

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