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The Weak In Politics on 3rd April 2015

The Weak In Politics on 3rd April 2015

Friday 3 April, 2015
“I am worried that Bill Shorten has been affected by Julie’s death stares” “If he doesn’t come up with a decent policy soon we’ll call a doctor to check whether there’s any sign of life”
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Tony Abbott couldn’t even win the NSW Election for the Labor Party.

Does Bill Shorten back the cut - You Decide

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“Looks like Mike Baird has survived Tony and the poles and wires”
“If he’d promised to sell off Tony instead he’d have romped in”

Conniving with Clive

It’s distressing to hear that Clive has to survive on just $40 million a year. Hopefully he will manage to hang on until the price of iron ore goes up or he gets his parliamentary pension.

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“I am worried that Bill Shorten has been affected by Julie’s death stares”
“If he doesn’t come up with a decent policy soon we’ll call a doctor to check whether there’s any sign of life”

I want to be absolutely clear about this

If Tony and Joe come up with the most superbly crafted budget since Federation and it passes the House of Representatives but gets knocked back in the Senate will it be decided this time by a penalty shootout?

Heard down the NSW corridors of power

“After that defeat the NSW Labor Party needs someone to provide new direction”
“Where are Eddie Obeid and Joe Tripodi when you need them?”

Green and Bear it

The Greens failed in their election bid to get the NSW poles and wires declared an endangered species.
Heard down the NSW corridors of power

“I see Daniel Andrews and Anna Palaszczuk took part in the NSW Labor campaign with Luke Foley
“The trouble was nobody knew who they were either”

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