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The Weak in Politics on Friday 10th June 2016

The Weak in Politics on Friday 10th June 2016

Friday 10 June, 2016
“Do you think Barnaby will get re-elected?” “Certainly, he’s been dogged more by Johnny Depp than Tony Windsor”
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Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“What would happen if Tony proved to be the only one who’s right on climate change?”

“The Greens would become an exhibit in the Natural History Museum”

Heard at Coalition campaign HQ

“Do you think it would help if Malcolm promised to spend more on defence?”

“Certainly as far as the NSW Origin team is concerned”

Heard down the Queensland corridors of power

“What impact will Clive have on the country now he’s no longer an MP?”

“The same as he had on Queensland Nickel when he was no longer a director”

Heard at a Coalition caucus meeting

“I see Julie couldn’t explain the superannuation policy this week”

“Oh that’s good, the last thing we want is for people to start understanding it”

Heard at Labor campaign HQ

“There’s a number of our MPs who want the boats to start up again”

“They must be mad, nothing is more guaranteed to provoke demands to bring back Tony Abbott”

Heard in a Tamworth pub

“Do you think Barnaby will get re-elected?”

“Certainly, he’s been dogged more by Johnny Depp than Tony Windsor”

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