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Weak in Politics on Friday 10th March 2015

Weak in Politics on Friday 10th March 2015

Friday 10 April, 2015
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Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“Do you think the Coalition will ever win another state election with Tony as PM?”
“Only with Hugh Jackman as the candidate for premier”

Conniving with Clive

Clive claims it cost him $12 million to get Jacqui and the Brick with Eyes elected to parliament. Not even China could afford what it would cost to get Clive re-elected in 2016.

Heard down the NSW corridors of power

“If NSW politics is taken over by a nice guy like Mike Baird is it really going to change things?”
“Well God might decide to vote for him instead of Fred Nile”

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“Have you met anyone who is a suitable candidate for the Jacqui Lambie Network?”
“I’m afraid not, when I visit Tasmania I never venture off the beaten track”

Green and Bear it

One of the Greens’ policies in the NSW election was the closure of Sydney Airport. It gained strong support particularly among people who prefer to cycle to Melbourne.

I want to be absolutely clear about this

If Martin Ferguson merits expulsion from the Labor Party for his contribution to the Coalition’s NSW election success shouldn’t Tony get tossed out of the Liberal Party for the invaluable assistance he gave to Daniel Andrews and Anna Palaszczuk?

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“What was your reaction when you read Jacqui’s twelve policy statements?”
“That’s twelve more than Bill Shorten’s produced”

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