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The Weak In Politics on Friday 19th August 2016

The Weak In Politics on Friday 19th August 2016

Thursday 18 August, 2016
Heard down the Canberra corridors of power “I see Scott Ludlam refused to fill in a census form” “He obviously just accepts the fact that he’s a nobody” Heard in the NSW Labor caucus “What’s your view on Scott Morrison stopping the Chinese investment in Ausgrid?” “It will still leave a serious chink in Baird’s budget” […]
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Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“I see Scott Ludlam refused to fill in a census form”

“He obviously just accepts the fact that he’s a nobody”

Heard in the NSW Labor caucus

“What’s your view on Scott Morrison stopping the Chinese investment in Ausgrid?”

“It will still leave a serious chink in Baird’s budget

Heard in a Canberra restaurant

“I’m very disappointed Malcolm didn’t appoint me to cabinet”

“Hang on a few weeks and you’ll almost certainly be either the next Head of the Australian Bureau of Statistics or the next Royal Commissioner on the Northern Territory gig”

Heard in the Labor Party caucus

“I see Malcolm and his ministers are spending a lot of time chasing after Pauline Hanson

“It’s probably her sex appeal”

Heard in a Carlton pub

“It’s seems ages since parliament last sat in Canberra”

“It’s been so long I was beginning to think that Question Time had been replaced by Q&A

Heard in the Canberra Press Gallery

“Australian federal politics badly needs a game-changer that can capture the public’s imagination”

“But these days it’s so difficult to arrange a politically correct sex scandal with an acceptable balance between straight and LGBTI”

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