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The Weak in Politics on Friday 20th February 2015

The Weak in Politics on Friday 20th February 2015

Friday 20 February, 2015
In view of the fact that Malcolm claimed he voted against the the spill motion does this mean that Lucy needs more time to choose the new furnishings for the Lodge?
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Will the Abbott Government just Peta out?

You Decide - What changes does Tony Abbott urgently need to make

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“Why on earth did Tony give Defence to Kevin Andrews?”

“After the way Kevin stuffed Work Choices and Social Services it was the only Defence that he could offer”

I want to be absolutely clear about this

In view of the fact that Malcolm claimed he voted against the the spill motion does this mean that Lucy needs more time to choose the new furnishings for the Lodge?

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“How would you describe Peta’s relationship with Tony?”

“Fifty shades of black and blue”

Conniving with Clive

Now that Campbell Newman has been booted out of politics will Clive see this as the fulfilment of his political destiny or will his detestation of anything Abbott give him the courage to carry on?

Heard down the NSW corridors of power

“Why do you think Bill Shorten is campaigning for Luke Foley in the NSW election?”

“Because the electorate still believes Foley is the five-eighth for the Waratahs”

Human rights alert

Tony should immediately set up an inquiry to determine what abuse Gillian Triggs has suffered at the Human Rights Commission that has caused her to issue such a mental report.

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“Can they really build vessels in Adelaide capable of diving to the bottom of the ocean?”

“Oh yes at least once”

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