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The Weak in Politics on Friday 3rd June 2016

The Weak in Politics on Friday 3rd June 2016

Friday 3 June, 2016
“Pauline Hanson’s views seem to be coming back into fashion” “I know, I hear Peter Dutton expressing them regularly”
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Heard in the Labor caucus room

“Pauline Hanson’s views seem to be coming back into fashion”

“I know, I hear Peter Dutton expressing them regularly”

Heard at an RSL Club

“If Bill Shorten became prime minister we’d have to take some serious decisions”

“Under no circumstances am I ever going to join a union”

Heard at Coalition campaign HQ

“It’s interesting that Labor haven’t yet rolled out Kevin and Julia to get voters excited”

“I think the First Bloke would be a better bet to make their hair curl”

Heard at the Treasury

“I hear Bill dropped his Spendometer. Is it damaged?”

“It’s just got a big black hole in it”

Heard down the Canberra corridors of power

“I hear Barnaby’s totally against China taking over vast expanses in Australia”

“I think he’d make an exception in Clive’s case”

Heard at an election rally

“Do you think Bill would make as good a PM as Kevin?”

“I don’t know but he’s proved he can unmake a PM as good as Kevin”

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