The Weak in Politics
The Weak In World Politics
Polling is showing that Francois Hollande is so unpopular that only 20% of his mistresses now approve of him.
Rumoured in Washington and Melbourne
At the conclusion of his World Farewell Tour it is anticipated Obama will start negotiations for another one in partnership with John Farnham.
Millions of illegal immigrants are looking forward to holiday back in Mexico with their families thanks to a generous initiative by Trump to pay their fares one-way.
In a magnanimous gesture Putin has offered incoming President Trump access to all the emails hacked from Hillary except for two from Anthony Weiner which have been passed on to help with vital research into what went wrong in the Catholic Church.
Washington Finance News
Based on trends in the official exchange rate Mike Pence’s value in Washington is expected to be less than a dollar.
Trump Transition News
The team planning Trump’s transition to the Presidency are said to be in intense discussions with personality disorder specialists, behavioural scientists, charm schools and transplant surgeons.
News from the Trump Presidential Suite
The Trump transition team decided not to accept the opportunity of a visit from Aussie Prime Minister Turnbull because Donald is so busy they were concerned he might appoint him Secretary of State by mistake.
First signs of Christmas in Washington
In a tersely worded communiqué Hillary revealed that she has crossed James Comey off her Christmas card list.