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WhogivesashitaboutTrump?

WhogivesashitaboutTrump?

Friday 10 February, 2017
In all the chaos and confusion caused by Trump’s ascension to the Presidency it is difficult to determine who supports him and who doesn’t. Friday Mash has undertaken a major in-depth world survey on this critical issue and the findings are set out below.
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In all the chaos and confusion caused by Trump’s ascension to the Presidency it is difficult to determine who supports him and who doesn’t. Friday Mash has undertaken a major in-depth world survey on this critical issue and the findings are set out below.

 Category 1. Those givingaonehundredpercentshit

Melania

Ivanka

Mad Dog

Pauline Hanson

Putin

The lads in the locker-room

The Forgettable People

Brexiteers especially Nigel Farage

Category 2.Givingbetweenafiftyandaonehundredpercentshit

US wall builders

Mexican tunnel diggers

Netanyahu

The politically incorrect

People who believe all politicians are a waste of space

Category 3. Hardly givingashitatall

 The Republican Party

Category 4. Not givinganysemblanceofashitwhatsoever

Hillary

The Pope

Obama

The Bush family

Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Somalia, Yemen, Sudan

President of Mexico

Islamic State

Washington swamp dwellers

Hillary’s fan club

The FBI

The CIA

Meryl Streep

The Ayatollah

The politically correct

South American drug cartels

Mexican people smugglers

Illegal immigrants

Gropees

The media except Fox News

The UN High Commissioner for Refugees

Bernie Sanders and the loony left

Category 5. Undecided

The Slovenian in-laws

Malcolm Turnbull

China

The Queen

Asylum seekers on Nauru and Manus Island

The Supreme Court

 

 

 

 

 

 

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