Archive for the ‘Bob Brown Gospel’ Category
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Special Resignation Encyclical
If this deeply moving personal footnote from Bob doesn’t persuade you to join the Climate Change Church that’s arguably the best decision you’ll make
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Carbon Admissions
In one of his final encyclicals before retirement Bob Brown still clings on to the premise that $23 a tonne on carbon will have some beneficial effect somewhere.
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Out of This World
In his fifteenth encyclical Bob Brown demonstrates why Earthians should choose euthanasia rather than follow the teachings of his Climate Change Church.
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The Absolute Pits
In his latest encyclical Bob Brown explains his daring plans to dig Australia into a really deep hole by nationalising Gina Rinehart.
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The Dark at the End of the Tunnel
Bob Brown advises how to prepare for life in the new economy. Alternatively you can study what’s happening in Greece.
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Keeping Things in Church
In his fourteenth encyclical Bob Brown explains that he doesn’t burn the heretics in his church at the stake because it would cause too many carbon emissions
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Holy Disorders
The Climate Change Church has been built upon the absolutely narrow-minded resolve of myself and my flock. No matter the logic or incontrovertible truth that has been placed in our path our march to the carbon free promised land has continued unabated.
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I’m Dreaming of a Carbon Free UnChristmas
In his latest encyclical Bob Brown explains why he’s not the source of Christmas cheer
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Down to Brass Tax
Archbishop Brown explains why higher taxation will make everyone broke but more spiritually fulfilled
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Holy Gloat
Bob Brown can hardly contain his delight at his role as Godfather of the carbon tax and making Julia an offer she couldn’t refuse
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Abroad Thoughts from Home
Bob Brown is puzzled that other countries don’t take what he says as gospel.
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Belief in Goddess
Bob Brown explains why the carbon tax is the result of divine intervention
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Cruising for a Bruising
In another truly uplifting encyclical Bob Brown describes his divine revelation on how to solve the asylum seeker problem
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Oh Holy Day
In his seventh encyclical Bob Brown can hardly control his excitement at the prospect of the carbon tax polluting Australia’s economy
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Out in the Cold
Bob Brown outlines his vision for the future of Australia. If that doesn’t put off future asylum seekers nothing will
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No One is Perfect Except Me
In his fifth encyclical Bob Brown describes why his own infallibility is so error prone
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Passing All Understanding
In his fourth encyclical Bob Brown describes how the Climate Change Church has got itself into such a holy mess
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Seek and Ye Shall Find
Bob Brown unveils the Climate Change Church policy on asylum seekers which could result in the Australian population reaching 50 million next year
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Really Scary
Bob Brown the Archbishop of the Climate Change Church explains why he is such a blessing.
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Taking Holy Disorders
In the beginning Prebendary Penny and the Most Reverend Rudd shared a vision way beyond Copenhagen and beach bums in budgie smugglers
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