Archive for the ‘Abbattman’ Category
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Job Security
Abbattman undertakes a complex mission to guarantee a Labor party annihilation at the next election by encouraging The Welsher to stay on as PM.
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The Greening of Christine
Abbattman is in mortal danger as he undertakes a ‘be nice to Tony’ mission targeted at Christine Millstone.
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The Con Job
Abbattman undertakes one of his most perilous missions to date to prevent Stephen Conman getting up to his old tricks.
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Sauce for the Goose
Abbattman takes on a dangerous mission to deter Wayne Goose from swanning around.
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Road Safety
(American) Abbattman undertakes a major mission to ensure Bob Clunker is on the right road.
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Let There Be Light
Abbattman undertakes a dangerous mission to prevent Kevin attracting more members of the Labor caucus over to the Dark Side
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Siege Mentality
Abbattman confronts Julia’s chief of staff about the dirty tactics used against Tony.
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Unspeakable Behaviour
Abbattman persuades Peter Stripper not to chuck Tony Abbott out of parliament more than once or twice a day.
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Breaking the Bank
Abbattman succeeds in an heroic mission to force the banks to reduce their interest rates
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Unspeakable Behaviour
Abbattman goes on a mission to stop Pokeshitt becoming Speaker but finds that The Welsher has already put the Slipper in
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The Third Coming
Abbattman undertakes a particularly sensitive mission to ensure that Obama doesn’t cancel an Australian visit for the third time in a row
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Saving the Queen
Abbattman undertakes a daring mission to deter Malcolm from an Occupy the Queen mission in Perth
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The Ladies Man
Abbattman undertakes a particularly dangerous mission to rescue Tony Abbott’s reputation amongst women.
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Doing the Hokey Pokie
Abbattman undertakes a low key mission to persuade Andrew Wonky to desert Julia sooner rather than later
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Once a Dudd
Abbattman undertakes a perilous mission to deter Dudd from whacking The Welsher
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Saving The Welsher
Abbattman undertakes yet another daring mission to save The Welsher from the faceless Shorthairs and Aarghbib
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Love Hate Relationship
Abbattman takes enormous risks in a vital mission to ensure that Greenfinger absolutely detests him
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Waxing and Wayning
Abbattman undertakes one of the most mind-blowing missions of his career to ensure Wayne Goose delivers a budget surplus
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Acting with Reserve
Abbattman undertakes a dangerous mission to prevent the Reserve Bank from raising the official interest rate
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Comin’ and Bowen
‘It’s an emergency’ said Bronnie at Abbattapad HQ as she scanned through the latest batch of Abbattemails. ‘Chris Bowen is still planning to send 500 plus asylum seekers to Malaysia.’
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Staying in Power
In another daring mission Abbattman confronts Goldfinger to prevent him forcing an immediate shutdown of the Latrobe Valley power stations by pressuring The Welsher to welsh on her promise.
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The Trouble with Malcolm
As Tony Abbott was about to be measured up for a hardhead’s hard hat the Abbattphone rang. ‘Look’ said Bronnie back at Abbattapad HQ ‘Malcolm is up to his old tricks again opening his mouth without your permission. The last thing we want is him telling the truth about his support for an ETS while [...]
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Pump Action
As Tony Abbott was just about to give Malcolm a bollocking for talking in public without his permission the Abbattphone rang
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Coal Comfort
In another daring mission Abbattman saves the coal industry from the Greens
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Flood of Duds
As Tony Abbott was trying to find out exactly what a plebiscite is the Abbattphone rang.
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Gaining Your Independents
Abbattman undertakes a dangerous mission to change the minds of independents Pokeshitt and Oncer about Julia’s carbon tax advertising campaign
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Say ‘Oh Shit’ to the Carbon Tax
Abbattman causes chaos amongst the evil forces at a ‘Say Yes’ rally
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The Legend Begins
Friday Mash is proud to announce the launch of Abbattman. A new super hero arrives in the nick of time to save Australia
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