Some pundits believe Bill Shorten will be the next Labor prime minister. The name is familiar but it’s difficult to put a face to it.

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Wayne is now planning to get his 2013 surplus from Harvey Norman. There will be no interest and no repayments until 2014.

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Headmaster Slipper expelled 21 year old Wyatt Roy from the chamber. Next thing he’ll be asking to speak to his parents.

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It’s reassuring that not even Wayne can dictate to his bank what interest rate they should charge him.

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Try to contain yourself by not sending Julia a Valentine Card. It would only provoke Bob Brown into accusing you of sexism.

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Joe Hockey is now rated a better economic manager than Wayne in the latest big black poll.