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Abbott into Abbattman

Abbattman personality on Friday Mash

Abbott into Abbattman

Tony Abbott’s alter ego was born out of an understanding that it would be disastrous to pursue most of his politically incorrect instincts as himself.

The Abbattman persona allows him to commit assault and Abbattery on any Labor, Greens or PUP politician who richly deserves it without provoking people like Sarah Hanson Young to go into paroxysms of moral outrage.

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Satirical Articles about Abbott into Abbattman

You Be The Judge
10/09/2015
Abbattman goes on a crucial mission to persuade Dyson Raidon to carry on with the Royal Commission into whether the unions are even bigger scoundrels than the Labor Party.
Turning up the Political Temperature
20/08/2015
Abbattman goes on a crucial mission to advise the new Speaker Tony Sniff on keeping Bronnie’s legacy alive.
Seduction Obstruction
06/08/2015
Abbattman goes on a dangerous mission to seduce Whacky Lambie into joining the Coalition but she has doubts about the political package he’s offering especially as it isn’t between his legs.
Giving Greece a Chance
23/07/2015
The people’s hero goes on his most challenging global mission yet to prevent Greece becoming a giant euro toilet with the capacity to flush down the entire EU economy.
Keeping the ABC Upright Rather Than Left Over
09/07/2015
Abbattman goes on a mission to guide Mark Snott towards what’s right to ensure there’s nothing right at the ABC that hasn’t been left by mistake.
Back to the Future
18/06/2015
Abbattman goes on a mission to help Bill Shorthairs with his policy development based on embracing all the old favourites from Dudd and the Welsher.

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