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Bush and Barney Barking

George W Bush & Best Friend Barney

Bush and Barney Barking

Barney was the world’s first genius talking dog. There are other dogs no doubt that have been geniuses but because they couldn’t talk no-one could tell. He was an enormous help to George W who unlike Barney he was no genius but he offered the advantage of being able to talk in public without giving people a heart attack.

It is now part of history that Barney’s mouthpiece survived as President for eight years through gaining the canine counsel he needed to avoid making a dog’s breakfast of everything.

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Satirical Articles about Bush and Barney Barking

Passing the Presidential Leash
01/07/2010
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Setting a President
24/06/2010
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Round the Gooseberry Bush
17/06/2010
George Bush really stuffed the New Orleans disaster. I don’t know what got into him. Read More
Dont Take Your Chevy to the Levee
10/06/2010
Story No. 35 ‘George’ I said ‘this is serious’ I was enjoying a break with the Bushes at their ranch in Crawford, Texas when I heard the bad news about New Orleans on Fox. ‘Oh I don’t know Barney’ said George ‘our Federal Emergency Management Agency will deal with it. … Read More
The Urge for Surge
04/06/2010
‘Let’s face it George’ I said ‘Iraq and Afghanistan are both train wrecks’ Read More
Rice Crackers
28/05/2010
Barney is the codename for an agent under deep cover in the Middle East Read More

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