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Kerryman – Secretary in a State

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Kerryman – Secretary in a State

The Kerryman series tracks the career of a remarkable man who manages to combine the onerous duties of US Secretary of State with the desperate need to prevent himself becoming overgrown with hair by getting it cut at least twice a day. This probably explains why his barber has a bigger influence on US foreign policy than Obama.

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Satirical Articles about Kerryman – Secretary in a State

Gone But Not Remembered
08/12/2016
Obama is distraught at the prospect of his legacy being trashed by Trump but Kerryman insists it’s all Hillary’s fault. “I thought that all things considered” opined Obama “I treated Trump pretty decently when he visited the White House” “I agree” asserted Biden “especially when you consider one of his major priorities is removing all […]
All That’s Left
17/11/2016
Obama is distraught when he finds he’s obliged to leave his legacy to Trump just because his will has been superseded by the will of the people.
Out of Touch
03/11/2016
Kerryman comes up with a brilliant idea to make sure that Trump’s feelings hurt him more than other people.  “It’s such a relief” sighed Obama “that Hillary looks home and hosed for the White House” “It certainly looks that way” agreed Biden “but that wouldn’t mean we’d be free from the tyranny of Trump” “Why […]
Coping With Groping
20/10/2016
Kerryman Coping With Groping Obama and Biden warn Kerryman that he could face an October groping ambush from Trump even if he’s been merely feeling his way around. “Well that’s a relief” sighed Obama “it looks like we’ve finally reached Trump’s last stand” “I wouldn’t be too sure of that” cautioned Biden “this is the […]
Hillary’s Handicap
06/10/2016
Kerryman comes up with the definitive answer on why Hillary isn’t trouncing Trump in the polls but Obama takes it personally. “I just can’t understand how a trash-talker like Trump” complained Obama “can command so much support” “It beats me too” concurred Biden “my political acumen tells me she should be at least fifty points […]
An Unhealthy Situation
22/09/2016
Kerryman comes up with a brilliant idea to make Hillary look healthy by declaring Trump to be a national epidemic. “It seems that Hillary dehydrated the other day” revealed Obama “Well that’s better than going to water” opined Biden “But it’s still a huge concern” insisted Obama “because the Presidency is no place for anyone […]

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