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Leaks from Tony’s Journal

Leaks from Tonys Journal

Leaks from Tony’s Journal

Tony Abbott writes a regular journal to record for posterity his innermost thoughts about the momentous daily events and decisions that are shaping the very future of Australia. However a confidential source in his office believes the journal is so politically explosive that it could go off before posterity happens so he’s decided to leak it exclusively to Friday Mash in the national interest.

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Satirical Articles about Leaks from Tony’s Journal

With Ministers Like These…
10/09/2015
In these latest series of leaks from his Journal Tony explains that he started good government some time ago but he’s been unable to persuade his ministerial colleagues to join him.
An Unaffordable Bill
27/08/2015
These latest leaks from Tony’s Journal tend to reinforce the view that the person who dug up Bill Shorten for the Labor Party must have been a member of the miners’ union.
Law of the Jungle
13/08/2015
These latest compelling leaks from Tony’s Journal illustrate his intellectual struggle to decide whether Cecil the Lion was a greater loss then Bronnie.
Last Flight to Geelong
30/07/2015
These latest leaks from Tony’s Journal reveal his innermost thoughts about Bronnie and in particular his perspective on her mode of travel preferences between Melbourne and Geelong.
The Trouble with Malcolm
16/07/2015
In this latest series of sensational leaks from his Journal Tony reflects on the proposition that arguably the greatest contribution Malcolm has made to the Coalition is that he joined them rather than the Labor Party.
Is Joe Making a Concerted Bid to Oust Tony as the Coalition’s Leading Gaffe Generator?
25/06/2015
In this latest series of compelling leaks Tony hypothesises that with Joe as Treasurer Australia might be better off without an economy.

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