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Leaks from Tony’s Journal

Leaks from Tonys Journal

Leaks from Tony’s Journal

Tony Abbott writes a regular journal to record for posterity his innermost thoughts about the momentous daily events and decisions that are shaping the very future of Australia. However a confidential source in his office believes the journal is so politically explosive that it could go off before posterity happens so he’s decided to leak it exclusively to Friday Mash in the national interest.

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Satirical Articles about Leaks from Tony’s Journal

Tweaking the Leaking
11/06/2015
In this leak about leaks Tony Abbott explains why a controlled programme of cabinet leaking is the sign of a united party.
Labor Shortage
28/05/2015
Tony reveals the sheer genius of his longer term budget strategy which could help Labor achieve their first budget surplus in thirty years.
Settling the Bill – Another Leak from Tony’s Journal
07/05/2015
Tony Abbott goes on an overseas tour to check whether anyone’s ever heard of Bill Shorten.
Thrills and Spills
23/04/2015
In this latest compelling series of leaks from his Journal Tony once again illustrates how far his thinking is out of step with everyone else by contemplating a long-term future as prime minister.
Taking the Michael
09/04/2015
In the wake of Mike Baird’s election victory Tony ponders his own public image and whether it would be credible if he adopted more of a nice-guy persona.
Spilling The Beans
26/03/2015
In this series of quite mesmerising leaks from his Journal Tony ponders prime ministerial greatness and how this equates with the prospect of being spilled.

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