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Shorten Forgettable

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Shorten Forgettable

Bill Shorten suffers from a chronic inability to make an impression. People not only have problems remembering who he is but also remembering any of his ideas or in fact whether he’s ever had any. The only thing he’s ever remembered for is stabbing prime ministers which is of course the one thing he’d prefer that everyone forgot.

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Satirical Articles about Shorten Forgettable

Inter-Planetary Pollution
10/12/2015
Bill comes up with a daring idea to transfer the greenhouse effect to Mars.
Assad Idea
26/11/2015
Bill comes up with an idea which on balance might be capable of actually increasing the chaos and despair in the Middle East.
The Age of Dissent
12/11/2015
Bill comes up with the idea of giving the vote to sixteen year olds but Albo thinks he should stick to telling tales out of school.
Russia Blood to the Head
29/10/2015
In his relentless quest for an idea Bill proposes an FTA with Russia but finds the only things the two countries are likely to trade are insults.
Abbott Comeback Inspiration
15/10/2015
Bill comes up with a game-changing concept to bring back Tony and restore himself to relative popularity.
Getting Ideas About Malcolm
01/10/2015
Bill is confident that the switch to Malcolm will provide the inspiration he needs to fulfil his destiny as an ideas man.

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