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Archive for the ‘Bo and Big O’ Category

  • Pop Goes the Presidency

    Bo comes up with a great plan to spice up Big O’s re-election campaign by repackaging him as a pop star.

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  • Dogging the Presidency

    Bo is convinced that Big O’s chances of re-election will be enhanced by introducing new quality standards for dog meat.

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  • A New Construction on Things

    Bo & Big O have an in-depth strategic review of their re-election campaign plans and conclude that the prospects of the president becoming a community organiser again in 2013 are quite good.

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  • Presidential Dogma

    Bo & Big O discuss the pros and cons of Bo following Michelle out on the campaign trail.

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  • The Special Relationship

    Bo & Big O plan David Cameron’s visit and decide that a trip to a basketball game is the only way of getting a result out of the visit.

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  • Noxious Gas

    Bo saves Big O from becoming a pain at the pump.

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  • The Obama Dogtrine

    Bo reveals how he intends to exploit the Dogs Against Romney movement to secure Big O’s re-election.

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  • Baggage Allowance

    Bo & Big O identify who is carrying the most baggage in the presidential race and whether this means Newt is the strongest candidate.

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  • In the Pipeline

    Bo & Big O discuss whether the Keystone Pipeline project will lead to another major oil spill

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  • In Dog We Trust

    Bo takes firm control of Big O’s re-election campaign

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  • A Dogged Campaign

    In a further episode in the dog’s life of Bo Obama appoints him to become his re-election campaign manager

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  • Balls In The Air

    Bo & Big O discuss how making more of a BALLS of international affairs could be beneficial

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  • The View from Down Under

    Bo advises Big O about whether he will catch up with the US economy during his visit down under

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  • Taking the Temperature

    Bo advises Big O on how to tackle climate change and still get re-elected

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  • Future Imperfect

    Bo and Big O discuss whether it is more vital to protect future generations from the effects of global warming or the prognostications of Al Gore

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  • Addiction Confliction

    Bo and Big O discuss whether an addiction to spending affects cash flow

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  • A Little Bit of Help from Your Friends

    Bo & Big O bemoan the fact that no-one’s yet come along with the odd fourteen trillion to help the US make ends meet

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  • Work in Progress

    Bo & Big O discuss the presidential address to Congress on jobs and whether more people would watch if he delivered it at the Packers-Saints game at half-time

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  • It’s Not Working

    Bo & Big O discuss how they’re going to come up with a jobs plan by September

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  • Nothing Is Better Than Something

    Bo explains to Big O that his best chance of re-election is to bludge for the next fifteen months

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  • That Ceiling Feeling

    Bo & Big O conspire brilliantly to solve the debt ceiling crisis

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  • Another Day Older and Deeper in Debt

    ‘You know Bo’ said Big O ‘I’ve just had a terrible shock’

    ‘Don’t tell me’ I said ‘that Ahmadinejad has invited you over to Tehran for Christmas’

    ‘No’ he said ‘much worse.

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  • Fighting Talk

    Bo and Big O discuss how to make future wars more disarming

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  • All The President’s Menagerie

    Bo checks with Big O about how all the other animals around the White House are faring

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  • Ticket to Ride

    I was just settling down in my kennel to read the New York Times online when the phone went. Only two people have my number – apart from my secret canine concubine – and I knew Barney was away beating about the Bushes. It had to be Big O

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  • Performing Seals

    Congratulations Big O’ I said ‘on the Osama bin Laden hit. I love it when a plan comes together’

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  • Donald Trump

    Job seekers

    The Republicans have not been dealt a strong hand of candidates for the 2012 presidential election

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  • Bo and Obama

    Hey Big Spender

    ‘Look Bo’ said Big O ‘I don’t mind telling you that the fourteen trillion dollar debt is a bit of a worry’

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  • Libya Trivia

    What are we going to do about Gaddafi? Our mission is to stop Gaddafi knocking off civilians so obviously the best solution is to fire a rocket propelled grenade right up his wind generator

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  • Backing His Leadership

    Obama decides to take a stance on Libya

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  • Presidential Retirement Village

    Republicans are such a soulless lot said Big O during our weekly policy review meeting. They’re trying to make me cut spending right down to the bone

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  • us_dollar

    Brother Can You Spare a Dime

    US national debt: the US is still looking good because there will always be countries falling over themselves to lend us money

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  • Jobs for the Boys

    The annual wages bill from employing fourteen and a half million people at $750 a week is $56.7 billion and that’s a lot less than the trillions you’re currently splashing out

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  • The China Syndrome

    Big O and I were having a debriefing session on the visit of Hu Jintao the Chinese President

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  • Worth a Shot

    It is unfortunate that our Founding Fathers conferred the right for all Americans to carry arms. It means that guns can be carried even by people who can’t be trusted with them like Dick Cheney

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    Shoring Up Support

    That makes you one of the most successful lame ducks in history

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  • A Dog of a Christmas

    Thank you for the leftovers from the White House Christmas Party

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  • A Clear and Present Danger

    A Clear and Present Danger

    I hope there’s nothing about me in that Wikileaks stuff

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  • That Certain Feeling

    That Certain Feeling

    It has suddenly become obligatory before boarding a plane in the US that you either submit yourself to a sexual assault or a full body exposure

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  • House of Horrors

    House of Horrors

    What you must do is persuade Americans that the Republican Party is a bigger threat to the country than China

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  • Exploring New Boundaries

    Exploring New Boundaries

    Everyone’s nuts about cricket

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  • Election Circumspection

    Election Circumspection

    Obama is supremely confident that the US economy will come back in 2011 and there’s a bright future ahead for committed Democrats like Bo & Big O

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  • Cock and Bull in Kabul

    Cock and Bull in Kabul

    Things are getting desperate for the mid-term elections for Barack Obama

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  • Never at a Loss

    Never at a Loss

    ‘My poll numbers are in the toilet’ said Big Obama

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  • Tea and No Sympathy

    Tea and No Sympathy

    Change we can believe in. Kick Obama out

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  • Burning the Bush

    Burning the Bush

    Rahm Emanuel is leaving. He has done great work in breaking down the old Washington establishment

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