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Archive for the ‘Carbon Emissions’ Category

  • Carbon Emissions as of 18th November 2011

    To access this article, please adjust the Friday Mash site at the top right hand corner to Australian or simple click on the links contained in this message.

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  • Carbon Emissions as of 22nd July 2011

    Christine Milne claims that the US and China will follow our lead on the carbon tax. They’ve probably already asked Lord Monckton for his advice.

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  • Carbon Emissions 17th June 2011

    Julia must have been thrilled to see so many at the ‘Say Yes to the Carbon Tax’ rally. She’s probably granted them all asylum by now

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  • Rapture indeed

    Last Saturday was apparently not the end of the world. The doomsday cult will have to realise that will come with the carbon tax

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  • (Australian) Firewalking for Beginners

    Before they climb onto detention centre roofs asylum seekers are being advised to check whether they’ve been insulated by Peter Garrett

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  • Disaster Warning

    Julia is planning to visit tsunami-devastated areas in Japan. Hopefully it won’t be as big a disaster as her visit to flood-ravaged Queensland

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  • (Europe) About Face

    France has arrested two women for covering up their faces but a student at ADFA is going to face the music because, like everything else, his face was in full view

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  • (Australian) Peaking at Leaking

    The country can take pride in the fact that the two greatest leakers in the world are both Australians, Julian Assange and Kevin

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  • (Australian) Dog and Pony Show

    At the next No Carbon Tax Rally Tony should stand in front of a sign saying ‘My only bitch is the carbon tax’

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  • (Australian) Fairness for Nuclear Families

    (Australian) Kristina says she’s still pursuing the light on the hill. Experts are checking to see whether it’s the radiation from Fukushima

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  • Avabadweekend

    In her address to the US Congress Julia told them they have a good friend in Australia. Apparently they’re keen to find out who it is

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  • (Australian) Second Unbecoming

    Kevin now has a higher approval rating than Julia as preferred prime minister. This means she’s even worse at implementing his policies than he was

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  • (Australian) Expensive Women

    (Australian) The carbon tax is designed to make us give up things which use too much power and cost too much like Julia and Kristina

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  • Australian-Sex-Party

    (Europe) Coming to the Party

    (Europe) Research indicates that the Australian Sex Party could achieve a significant membership boost if they opened a bunga bunga faction

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  • (Australian) Nothing but a Hound-Dog

    (Australian) While in NZ Julia reportedly took time out to study the sheepdog trials. She’s counting on Afghan Hound Tony to intimidate the Independents and the Greens into consistently coming into her sheep-pen

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  • Tooheys in the Suez

    Tooheys in the Suez

    There could be an opportunity for Kristina to move to Egypt after the state election. Protesters there believe that even her government would be an improvement on Mubarak

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  • The Absolute Pits

    The Absolute Pits

    Stand by for Bob Brown to point out that this hot weather is the fault of the mining companies. Come to think of it the mining companies were certainly the cause of Bob Brown.

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  • Missionary Work

    Missionary Work

    Labor politicians are prone to accusing Liberals of having ‘more positions than the Kama Sutra’. Surely it’s time to move on to ‘more positions than Silvio Berlusconi’

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  • Not Moving Forward

    Not Moving Forward

    Julia was at the SCG last week primed for an impressive demonstration of decision and delivery. Alas she wasn’t asked to umpire or do any bowling

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  • An Attractive Figure

    An Attractive Figure

    Kristina’s got a $1.5 billion war chest but it is not worth as much as Angelina’s million dollar bust

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  • A Maiden Over There

    A Maiden Over There

    The Australian cricket selectors didn’t react quickly enough. Shane Warne got recalled by Liz Hurley instead

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  • Plugging the Leaks

    Plugging the Leaks

    In order to avoid misunderstandings and make for a much more efficient operation Julian Assange has proposed that in future he should be copied on all secret government communications

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  • At Least One Vote Guaranteed

    At Least One Vote Guaranteed

    Michael Lee has reportedly clinched the presidency of the NSW ALP by committing to vote for them at the March election.

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  • Not Being Straight

    Not Being Straight

    Members of federal parliament have been directed to consult their constituents about gay marriage. Even if they are successful no-one seems to know when the ceremonies will take place

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