Virgin on the Ridiculous
74 years old Berlusconi has been charged with underage sex. He should have waited until he was 75.

Going for the Smuggler Jugular
The federal government reportedly has universal support for imposing an asylum seeker funeral expenses levy on people smugglers.

Loss of Faceless
Experts believe the most effective contribution Paul Howes could make to increasing membership in his union and the Labor Party is to join the Liberals.

Keeping Her Head Above Water
The polls are showing a huge surge in Anna Bligh’s popularity following the floods. As if Queensland didn’t have enough problems.

Paradise Lost
Quite a few ex-asylum seekers are reported as disappointed with life in Australia. So far there has been no reply from people smugglers to their letters of complaint.

Coming to the Party
Research indicates that the Australian Sex Party could achieve a significant membership boost if they opened a bunga bunga faction.

Not Mad about the Asylum
Gaddafi is claiming he tried to turn Libya into a multicultural society but couldn’t compete with Australia as an asylum seeker destination.

Hospital Pass
A man who believes Kevin should return as prime minister and intends to vote Labor in the NSW election is in a serious but unstable condition.