UK Report by Tori Banger
UK Election – Sewage Disposal Research Shock
The shock findings from a research study carried out round pubs in the West End are:
- Gordon Brown has taken the UK economy so far down the toilet he’s got to be re-elected because no-one else can sink that low.
- David Cameron is going down the same place as the economy because he wants to spread Gordon Brown’s debt sewage amongst the general public.
- Respondents confirmed that the best way to create the world tenth biggest economy was to elect Gordon Brown to manage the fifth biggest.
- The level of dishonesty among politicians is perceived to be so high that respondents expect the next session of the UK parliament to be at Wormwood Scrubs.
- The Westminster system was described as considerable expenses rorting plus five thousand quid a day if you want an MP to actually do something.
The UK election could be on May 6th but that assumes the political parties and the electorate coming to an early agreement on whether the going price per vote is fifteen quid or twenty.
Tori Banger is currently
researching various bodies
in Conservative politics
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