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Archive for the ‘Obama Fan Club’ Category

  • Love You and Leave You

    Kevin’s been knifed – I had a good cry, a couple of gin and tonics and pulled myself together

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  • NSW – The Home of the True Believers

    NSW – The Home of the True Believers

    You know how terribly worried I’ve been about Kevin…

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  • A Not In His Prime Minister

    A Not In His Prime Minister

    Newsletter from Australia White House, Washington DC., 11th June 2010 Dear Mr. President, Look we quite understand why you had to can your visit to Australia again so don’t be embarrassed will you. Frankly its not a good time for Kevin. He’s in a terrible tizz at the moment about whether he should run the [...]

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  • A Grease and Oil Change

    A Grease and Oil Change

    All the members of the Obama Fan Club are terribly worried about your oil disaster and want to do all we can to help

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  • The Wayning Economy

    The Wayning Economy

    Wayne is promising to do all sorts of wonderful things on corporate tax and super and save us from debt with money he hasn’t got and doesn’t look like getting

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  • Polls Apart

    Polls Apart

    You’re not going to believe this. Kevin’s approval ratings are going down faster than Neville’s first can of VB

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  • The Sweet And Sour Budget

    The Sweet And Sour Budget

    Newsletter from Australia White House, Washington DC., 14th May 2010 Dear Mr. President, I don’t know whether you’ve met Wayne Swan but I’ve always thought he was not a bad sort of bloke and I loved the way he used to stick it up John Howard and Peter Costello. He seemed to me like a [...]

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  • Death and Taxes

    Death and Taxes

    You know how much I love Kevin but I can’t help feeling a bit shitty with him this week

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  • Get into bed with the Greens

    Get into bed with the Greens

    David Bartlett and Troy Buswell should both reflect on the fact that the Greens policy is not to chop down trees only people.

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  • Nuclear Disarmament

    Nuclear Disarmament

    Newsletter from Australia White House, Washington DC., 24th April 2010 Dear Mr. President, The Obama Fan Club wanted me to tell you how thrilled we all are about your successes in healthcare and nuclear disarmament. We passed a resolution at Tuesday’s meeting congratulating you on meeting our expectations. We’ll send you a copy of the [...]

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  • BER equals more ALP BS

    BER equals more ALP BS

    Gillard is the minister with the mostest but BER will be her downfall

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  • Queensland Tourism disaster with Chinese coal ship

    Queensland Tourism disaster with Chinese coal ship

    Have you read about that huge Chinese ship carrying coal which crashed into the Barrier Reef?

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  • Tea With Me

    Tea With Me

    Invitation to afternoon tea with Obamas

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  • Why Kevin needs healthcare

    Why Kevin needs healthcare

    Newsletter from Australia White House, Washington DC., 25th March 2010 Dear Mr President, We’re so proud of you here at the Club. I’ve always said that if there’s one thing Americans need its healthcare. All those hot dogs and hamburgers can’t be good for you. The world’s first Obama Fan Club had a wonderful healthcare [...]

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  • Obama short venture down under

    Obama short venture down under

    Obama in Oz for less than 24hrs, but so too is KRudd

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  • Sorry won’t fix our hospitals

    Sorry won’t fix our hospitals

    I think Kevin went in for an operation to remove Peter Garrett but it only seems to have been partially successful.

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  • Tourism New Zealand should advertise itself as a preferred destination for asylum seekers

    Tourism New Zealand should advertise itself as a preferred destination for asylum seekers

    World Affairs Think Tank tackled the role of NZ in the future

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  • Batt an eyelid

    Batt an eyelid

    All four of those people who came to the Sarah Palin Roast and half-price beer night came back for our club meeting this week

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  • Understanding Australian Ways

    Understanding Australian Ways

    Obama arrives into Australia shortly and Gaelene provides valuable advice to Barack and Michele

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  • Sexual Education from Tony Abbott

    Sexual Education from Tony Abbott

    World Affairs Think Tank tackled an education issue of profound worldwide relevance; Should we teach sex in schools?

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