Posts Tagged ‘Eddie Obeid’

An Imperfect Democracy - Thursday, July 1st, 2010

When you think of the most imperfect democracies in the world Venezuela, Iran
and Zimbabwe come readily to mind and then of course there’s the Australian Labor Party.

NSW is arguably the democratic heartland of the ALP and nowhere is their style of power-broked democracy more apparent.

The democratically elected Iemma Government was replaced by the power-broked Rees Government which was in turn replaced by the power-broked Kristina
Government.

It’s true to say that power-broking has made for a better looking NSW Government but alas not better performed.

The NSW electorate was ropable. They’d always assumed that change of governments were essentially their responsibility. However ace power-brokers Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid took it upon themselves to recycle Nathan Rees from the dustbins of democracy and to clamber into the tank for septic Kristina.

Emboldened no doubt by this power-broking pandemic factional leaders Bill Shorten and Mark Arbib powered Julia into office and power-drilled Kevin into the wilderness.

And they did it ‘for the good of Australia’.

It was certainly good for Bill and Mark. They’ve proved they’ve got the power and if they don‘t get cabinet posts soon they’ll power-broke Wayne or somebody in to replace Julia. It was obviously terrific for Julia and arguably the Labor Party. But if they truly wanted to do something for the good of Australia and indeed the world they could power-broke Kevin into becoming Kim Jong-il’s successor in North Korea.

He’d actually be a breath of fresh air up there.

Paul Howes, the national secretary of the AWU has obvious pretensions to power-broking. The democratic rights of millions who voted Kevin 07 into office are apparently as nothing compared with the interests of Paul and his members.

He announced on television that he had power-broked against Kevin to save his union from Tony Abbott. He should be advised to use the democratic method of achieving that objective just like the rest of us. It’s called a general election.

Power-broking is exercised by people who can’t get the power they need through the democratic process or alternatively see it as a path to posterior protection.

Thank goodness general elections come along every so often to remind us that we live in a democracy rather than a power-brokery.

It is interesting that power-brokers have recently switched their support to women.

They may be disappointed to find these puppets come with no strings attached.

Kevin may have been an insufferable prig but he was our insufferable prig.

If we had to suffer because we democratically elected him we should at least have been accorded the luxury of atoning for our mistake. Unlike Labor power-brokers we have to wait three years for the opportunity.

Fat Unholy Premier Blown Storm Virginity - Thursday, April 29th, 2010

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Unholier Than Thou
The Pope is planning a mission to revive Christianity in Europe.  He should start with catholic priests.

Coming but not Going
Airline passengers to Europe now know what its like to travel on NSW trains.

They’ve Blown It
The Melbourne Storm could soon become just weather.

Premier Power Broking
There is speculation that Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid advised David Gallop on the sanctions he applied to the Melbourne Storm.  They have considerable experience of taking away premierships.

Wish You Were Here
First the good news, Kevin’s in Tasmania.  Now the bad news, Greg Combet’s called a media conference.

Labor’s Love Lost
Being on a promise from Kevin is like being on a promise from a professional virgin.

A Passing Storm
Following the dumping of the ETS, Kevin no longer needs Brian Waldron’s services to run a salary cap and trade scheme.

Fat Chance

It’s such a relief to hear that Barry O’Farrell isn’t going to get into a beauty contest with Kristina.  That’s by far his wisest policy announcement so far.

State Affairs
The Liberal Government in WA is understandably reluctant to hand over 30% of their GST to Kevin.  Green Sex Trysts are hard to come by.

Tiger Woods daliance, Cold War, striking similarities between Sarah Palin and Kristina Keneally - Friday, December 18th, 2009

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It’s wonderful news that Frank Sartor, Ian McDonald and Tony Kelly have all been rearranged on deck. On the other hand Nathan Rees and John Della Bosca are still in the Titanic’s deckchair rehabilitation workshop and Kristina is fervently hoping the iceberg will melt before she gets there.
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Apparently Tiger Woods had a girl in every country; the British Open, the US Open, the Canadian Open…
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It’s true that planet has lost a lot of ice but it happened mostly during the Cold War.
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The Copenhagen Conference has given up any idea of reducing nocturnal emissions.
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There is a striking similarity between Sarah Palin and Kristina Keneally. They are both American, both in their forties, married with children and both have been suddenly thrust into the forefront of politics. Furthermore given Kristina’s association with the NSW Right she is Going Rogue just like Sarah.
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Tony Abbott and Barnaby Joyce have been standing by in case they were summoned to Copenhagen by the Chinese delegation.
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Reliable sources indicate that Kristina has never played with Tiger Woods. Her handicap is the result of playing with Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid.
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Observers at the Copenhagen Conference are very impressed with the standard of long range global weather forecasting. It’s what to do about it that seems to be casing the problems.
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Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize seemed akin to Tiger Woods winning the Pope’s prize for celibacy.
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Tripodi, Obeid, O’Farrell, Hockey, Rudd the dud, Hookers in Copenhagen, Sex Party - Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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The NSW electorate is indebted to Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid for taking on the responsibility for firing dud Labor Premiers. And they would be quite happy for them to take on the added responsibility of firing the whole dud government.
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It’s a good job the Liberal Party is a broad church otherwise there wouldn’t be enough room for Barry O’Farrell and Joe Hockey.
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Now more than ever Hockey reflects the character of the federal Liberal Party. They’re both divided into two halves.
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It’s wonderful that Kevin has been able to spare the time for another overseas trip to Australia.
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Delegates to the UN Climate Change Conference will be excited to learn that Copenhagen hookers plan to offer their services free of charge. No wonder Kevin and Obama are only going to the Conference for the ?
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Voters in the Bradfield by-election were utterly confused by the agenda of the Australian Sex Party. On its how to vote card the party listed one of its policies as ‘Stop the high rise’.
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The NSW Labor Government should appoint Malcolm Turnbull as its leader. His fourteen percent approval rating would give then an enormous boost.
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The new NSW premier would like to make it absolutely clear that she’s never played with Tiger Woods. Her handicap is based on the fact that she’s played with Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid.
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