Canberra Report by Dick Head

The South Australian Election

Great Interest in Michelle Chantelois’ Seat

Michelle Chantelois was the central figure in this gripping election.  Voters were obviously disappointed that Mike Rann failed to score with her despite her insistence that he had.

The premier claimed he’d only had a flirty relationship with the electorate but they were sure they’d been screwed.

The Labor Party  scraped back in with a strong performance in the marginals but if Michelle had led the Liberals instead of Isobel Redmond it would have been a landslide.  Her seat certainly isn’t marginal.

The Tasmanian Election

A Well Hung Parliament

For security reasons we have to keep a bit quiet about elections in Tasmania.  We don’t want to scare away tourists or foreign investment.

The Labor Government deserves to be turfed out because it has demonstrated time and again it couldn’t organise pedophilia in a catholic seminary.

The final election result wont be available for a few months because they haven’t been able to find anyone in Hobart who can count fast enough.

There is some concern that the Greens could become stronger in Tasmania and then start infecting Canberra.  The gravest danger facing Australia is green senators from Tasmania inflicting their screwy ideas on the whole country.

Meanwhile Tasmania is heading towards a hung parliament which isn’t good for anything except a bit of gallows humour.

Dick Head is resting after writing these reports