NSW Labor parliamentarians have been planning a Christmas pantomime starring Kristina Keneally as the principal boy and Frank Sartor as the dame but decided they couldn’t compete with the one they’d been staging all year.
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With all the talent at their disposal Westpac are being encouraged to stage a production of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves.
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Insiders confirm that Obama is on track in his quest to convert the US into the healthiest and most carbon free bankrupt in the world.
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The Copenhagen Conference totally failed to appreciate that temperatures and rising sea levels provide exciting new potential for solar energy and desalinated water. And countries which become submarine states will have unprecedented access to wave power.
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Experts are just beginning to realise that Australia’s asylum seeker crisis is a symptom of Sri Lanka’s strategy to reduce carbon emissions through population reduction.
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Surely Kevin must realise that the sensible way forward for the ETS is to test it in Tasmania first.
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In six days God made heaven and earth. In twelve days the Copenhagen Conference failed to save the earth from the greenhouse effect in heaven. Surely the next Climate Change Conference should be between the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury to check whether God has a day or two to spare for a bit of maintenance work or whether the Blessed Mary MacKillop can come off the bench to work a third miracle.
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Friday Mash’s New Year Resolution is to have a lot of fun in 2010 and we trust you have resolved to do likewise. Happy New Year.
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