Unholier Than Thou
The Pope is planning a mission to revive Christianity in Europe.  He should start with catholic priests.

Coming but not Going
Airline passengers to Europe now know what its like to travel on NSW trains.

They’ve Blown It
The Melbourne Storm could soon become just weather.

Premier Power Broking
There is speculation that Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid advised David Gallop on the sanctions he applied to the Melbourne Storm.  They have considerable experience of taking away premierships.

Wish You Were Here
First the good news, Kevin’s in Tasmania.  Now the bad news, Greg Combet’s called a media conference.

Labor’s Love Lost
Being on a promise from Kevin is like being on a promise from a professional virgin.

A Passing Storm
Following the dumping of the ETS, Kevin no longer needs Brian Waldron’s services to run a salary cap and trade scheme.

Fat Chance
It’s such a relief to hear that Barry O’Farrell isn’t going to get into a beauty contest with Kristina.  That’s by far his wisest policy announcement so far.

State Affairs
The Liberal Government in WA is understandably reluctant to hand over 30% of their GST to Kevin.  Green Sex Trysts are hard to come by.