Since she’s become NSW Premier Kristina Keneally has toured the major disaster zones in the state such as drought-stricken areas, fire-ravaged areas and the NSW Labor Party.
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The whaling protesters’ boat the Sea Shepherd is registered in NZ. Its normal job is rounding up sheep that have gone swimming in Auckland Harbour.
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The terminology of climate change is becoming clearer. The high temperatures in Melbourne and Adelaide are signs of global warming but the arctic weather right across the Northern Hemisphere is an extreme weather condition.
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Jennifer Hawkins the Australian supermodel took her gear off to prove that her body wasn’t perfect. Most men however remained unconvinced.

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Local authorities are currently considering whether the housing shortages around London can be eased through igloo developments.
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There are moves afoot to establish a body charged with monitoring the outcomes of promises made by politicians during election campaigns. Some people still get taken in by them and even expect them to be honoured.

Incredibly there were people who actually believed Kevin when he promised to monitor petrol and grocery prices and others believed Obama when he promised healthcare bill negotiations would be seen on C-Span.

The sad truth is that politicians’ promises are like returning officers, they only count at elections.
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Gordon Brown says he is confident his personal qualities will see him re-elected as the UKs Prime Minister. He must be planning some sort of transplant operation.
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Climate change sceptics are waiting with bated breath for Peter Garrett’s take on the arctic weather conditions in the Northern Hemisphere. He could claim its because of global warming, despite global warming, global warming is in recession or it is now temporarily concentrated around Melbourne and Adelaide.
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