Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

Official sources have revealed that the government is planning to recognise Bronnie’s epic Melbourne-Geelong helicopter flight as a landmark event in the nation’s history.

Bronnie would be invited to re-enact the flight annually on its anniversary to be greeted by cheering throngs at a Geelong fundraiser.

The fund-raising target would be $5,227 to pay for chartering the helicopter.

Abbattman’s brave attempt to seduce Whacky Lambie into the Coalition

Of all the many epic Abbattman missions this one is arguably his most daring. In this week’s exciting account of the mission you can read whether he succeeds in a breath-takingly brilliant plan to recruit another woman for the Coalition.