Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

‘What’s the problem with Tony Abbott voting with his conscience on gay marriage?’
‘He isn’t gay and he hasn’t got a conscience’

Make sure you’re prepared for budget shocks

Only by reading the latest in the Indiana Joe and the Raiders of the Lost Surplus series will you be truly equipped to understand what the hell Joe is rabbiting on about on May 12th and whether it would be prudent to leave the country before it happens.