This is a dramatic picture of Bronnie breaking her Melbourne to Geelong speed record by more than ten minutes. Her new mode of transportation means she can now visit three fundraisers a day instead of one. This bold new initiative to encourage all politicians to get up to speed is being sponsored by Geriatric Jet Packs Inc.
The Polly Tickle Column
Friday Mash is delighted to announce that Polly Tickle, Australia’s leading commentator on the private lives of US politicians, has agreed to write a regular column for us on the US presidential election. The column launches this week with an interview with Donald Trump in which he explains why despite the fact that he frequently suffers a brain tsunami his toupée never falls off.