“Friday Mash has kindly invited me to give an exclusive eyewitnessaccount of the Trump inauguration. It reminded me of Bernie Sanders being preferred to Tom Brady as the Patriots’ quarterback for the Super Bowl or a serial sex offender being appointed as head of a girls’ finishing school, it was like watching the National Rifle Association being given responsibility for tightening gun laws or Al Capone being made head of security at Fort Knox. I was so moved I went home and set fire to the new curtains I’d bought for the Oval Office”
Friday Mash is appointed the official Australian media outlet of the Trump administration
The first article in the officially sanctioned new series Making America Grate Again appears exclusively in this edition of Friday Mash.