Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“I should like to remind any Liberal Party members who are planning to vote against me in the pre-selection ballot for my seat that I know where you all live and you should keep in mind that Peta Credlin once took out an AVO against me. What’s more if I lose pre-selection I shall still stand in the federal election as a candidate for the Helicopter Enthusiasts Party.

Abbott The Avenger

This week’s Friday Mash carries the first article in the gripping new Abbott the Avenger series which will reveal exclusively how Abbott, inspired by the peerless plotting of Kevin, plans to avenge himself against the heartless hegemony of Malcolm.