Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“The Greens believe the wonderfully sunny weather we’ve been enjoying in May is a bigger threat than terrorism. As you sunbathe on the beach you should reflect that you are under much greater threat from UV radiation and rising sea levels than from terrorists. That’s why a Greens government would save lives by switching our anti-terrorist forces to beach patrols and persuading the terrorists to fight global warming through switching their operational policy to a cold war. And by the way Sarah Hanson Young is developing a brilliant new policy to house tens of thousands of asylum seekers through the redevelopment of all the power stations we plan to shut down into apartment blocks”

Can the election possibly make any difference?

In this week’s typically insightful article ‘Politics as Usual’ A Hole questions whether it would make the slightest bit of difference whether Malcolm or Bill wins the election because it would take the Greens to make things a whole lot worse.

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