Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“One was astonished to learn that the Turnbull person one met at CHOGM is a leading Australian Republican”

“Well at least he won’t lumber me with any more of those bloody silly titles”

Read Dick Head’s Special Report Direct from the Paris Climate Summit

Dick Head’s Special Report exclusive to Friday Mash brings you the very latest weather forecasts from the Summit for the rest of this century.